Find between three to five welcoming friends in close living proximity of each other who are willing to host a group for a part of the evening.
It’s also a low-key way to introduce your new someone to your group in a environment where everyone is relaxed and at ease.2.
Last we heard from Chandler Parsons, the oft-injured Memphis Grizzly was creeping on Instagram hotties like a common poon hound.
Take it from me—a woman who’s been single on every New Year’s Eve since the dawn of time (speaking scientifically)—nothing does more to dampen the unattached woman’s spirit than the pressure of saying to one’s self (again), “This will be the year I find love.”It’s not that these kinds of promises set you up to fail, it’s that the pressure you place on yourself is far too great!
The dawning of a new year is not a magical cure-all for the challenges you may have faced in the year before.
When you’re finished making her laugh and she’s feeling comfortable and all that good shit, tell her you’re gonna go grab a glass of champagne so you can toast before you kiss- throw it out there casually…You might get a, “Alright, but no tongue,” but try and slip it in there anyway because it’s fucking New Years!!!
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If you see a girl taking a shot perhaps say something like, “You better not get to drunk, you don’t wanna be passed out by the time the ball drops,” just make sure you say it with a smirk so you don’t come off as a hater and I’m sure she’ll have some type of response.
Once you spark up a conversation, you’re probably going to have about an hour to seal your fate- so get going.
New Year's Eve is a two days away boys, and you know when that clock strikes 12 you would rather have your tongue down some sexy shorties’ throat and with a palm full of ass in one hand and a glass full of champagne in the other rather than having to settle for giving your best friend a homo hug and wishing him the best.